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Donald Trump blames China’s flu outbreak on Mexico

 

Several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated that after consultation with several of his senior advisors, Sean Hannity, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh a Rudy Giuliani (The Three Stooges), The Great Leader has concluded that Mexico is to blame for the serious flu outbreak that has to date (ca. February 12, 2020) led to 1,113 deaths in China.

 

Rudy and Sean advised The Great Leader that Mexico was pissed off about the favors that were being heaped upon China by the Trump Administration regarding free trade. Put simply, these favorable deals with China have caused severe job losses in Mexico.

 

After a meeting at the Trump Hotel in DC attended by the Three Stooges and Attorney General Bill Barr, it was factually determined that Mexico had directly caused the outbreak of the flu virus now affecting China. In fact, it was Bill Barr who provided The Great Leader with irrefutable evidence proving that Mexico was responsible for naming the flue “Coronavirus.”

 

If Mexico attempts to deny their guilt, then let them explain why a Chinese virus is named “Corona” virus? If it was truly a Chinese inspired virus it would have rightfully been named “Tsingtaovirus,” right?

 

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  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
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