Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, she has been 

the recipient of forty-six (46) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. February 2020) on the Fox News Comedy Network, Mikey decided appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Mikey decided to further prove his undying loyalty for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump by attacking Democrats running for the presidential nomination.  Towards that end and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Mikey spewed forth the following red meat to please The Great Leader while defaming the Democrats.

• “These are people on the Democratic side who really have not told us what they're for.”
• “We know they're against little kids getting school choice, we know they're against babies being protected in their mother's womb, we know they're against our military.”
• “They don't want to see them get the money that they need. We know they're against securing our borders and protecting American citizens from getting robbed and raped.”
• “We know they're against people owning their own property and they believe they should go in and take it from folks and redistribute it to people that didn't work for it”
• “So, we know what they're against, but what the heck are they for?”

This loser claims he graduated from Ouachita Baptist University on May 8, 1978, completing his bachelor's degree in religion before attending Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Fort Worth, Texas, dropping out after one year to take a job in Christian broadcasting. He also served as pastor at Immanuel Baptist Church in Pine Bluff and the Beech Street First Baptist Church in Texarkana.

It appears that Quachita and the Southwestern Theological Seminary does not believe in nor did they ever offer any classes regarding the Ten Commandments. If they did, Mikey surely is a total ignoramus about the following commandments (source: Covenant Baptist Church) as they relate to the conduct of The Great Leader Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

III: You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain

VII: You shall not commit Adultery (Stormy Daniels, Playboy model McDougal

VIII: You shall not steal (Trump University/Polish workers on Trump Tower)

IX: You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor (Lies about everyone he claims or perceives to be his enemy as does Mikey)

Only a dyed-in-the-wool Trump Ass-Kissing Liar and Defamer would falsely state that the Democratic nominees are against protecting American girls/women from being raped. The same is true of his slanderous statements that the nominees are against property owners and are hellbent on taking their land and giving it to those (wink, wink!) people who don’t deserve it.

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his designated Lackies has taken steps to reimburse Mikey for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 9
2. Bigot Award Winner = 4
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 8
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Homophobe Award Winner = 2
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
8. Liar Award Winner = 1
9. Moron Award Winner = 6
10. Lunatic Award Winner = 4
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 5
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 55 Misc. Awards