Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-seven (27) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 202 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

In order to establish his bona fides as the U.S. Senate’s No. 1 Trump Ass-Kissing Sycophant, Lindsey decided to embark on spewing forth his usual nonsense in advocating for his immediate boss in his role as The Great Leader’s lead criminal defense lawyer. Towards that end, Lindsey made the following statements to be digested as additional red meat by his and The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers relating to the impending impeachment proceedings.

• "This thing will come to the Senate, and it will die quickly, and I will do everything I can to make it die quickly.”
• "I am trying to give a pretty clear signal I have made up my mind.”
• “I'm not trying to pretend to be a fair juror here."
• "What I see coming, happening today is just a partisan nonsense."

Is it any wonder why no respectable law firm in South Carolina was about to offer this Mental Midget (M&M) a good paying job by stating he wouldn’t be a fair juror? In addition, Lindsey is disavowing to abide by the oath he will be required to make when the Senate impeachment trial begins.

“Do you solemnly swear that in all things appertaining to the trial of the impeachment of Donald Trump, President of the United States, now pending, you will do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws, so help you God?”

It may well be that The Great Leader has promised to nominate Lindsey the Ass-Kisser to the Supreme Court if he’s reelected an Justice Ginsberg passes away or Justice Breyer decides to retire due to age (DOB: 1938).

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 12
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
3. Chicken Little Award = 1
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Humanitarian Award = 2
6. Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
7. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
8. Moron Award Winner = 1
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2