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Donald Trump announces remake of Ted Mack’s Original Amateur Hour  

 

In order to give credence to his unparalleled success in producing reality TV Shows like “The Apprentice,” The Great Leader is now considering producing a remake of Ted Mack’s Original Amateur Hour for the purpose of giving credit to the American Patriots and Heroes that worked on his campaign and in his administration.

 

The names of the Heroic Patriots and the roles they will be playing in exhibiting undying loyalty to The Great Leader are as follows:

 

Trump Serial Sycophant (SS) and Lead Criminal Defense Attorney Sean Hannity will play the part of Ted Mack. Scheduled contestants will include the following Trump Lackeys and Sycophantic Ass-Kissers.

  • Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: Plays part of Raul Julia Puerto Rican actor
  • HUD Secretary Dr. Ben Carson: Plays part of Louis Farrakhan playing violin in 1949 show
  • Ivanka Trump: Performs as a baton twirler
  • Kellyanne Conway: Plays 8-year old Irene Cara performing the song “Ola! Ola! Ola!"
  • Treasury Secretary Stephen Mnuchin: Plays accordionist Tony Barrasso playing “Lady of Spain”
  • Agriculture Secretary Sunny Perdue: Plays part of a juggler
  • Sr. Advisor Jared Kushner: Plays part of comedian Alan King
  • Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross: Is a dulcimer player (stringed musical instrument wherein strings are beaten with small hammers rather than plucked)  
  • Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney: Plays as member of a kiddie dance troupe
  • Betsy DeVos: Plays as a member of a rhythm-and-blues combo

As was the case with Ted Mack’s Original Show, each of the above-named contestant along with Sean Hannity will blow a kiss to the viewers. In addition, the will blow a wet kiss to The Great Leader to show appreciation for being allowed to play a part on the show.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 72
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 120
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 39
  19. Narcissist Awards = 31
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49
 
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