Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s: “Moronic Impeachment Trial Strategy”

With the knowledge that the U.S. House of Representatives will vote several articles of impeachment prior to and/or just shortly after Christmas 2019, The Great Leader has apparently tasked himself with coming up with a viable trial strategy when the matter is heard and adjudicated by the U.S. Senate.

The Great Leader appeared for an interview by the Three Stooges on Fox & Friends Comedy Show to put forward his trial strategy. Towards that end, The Great Leader made the following comments to further cement the loyalty he demands from his intellectually deprived followers.

• “Well, there’s only one person I want more than Where’s Hunter.” (Joe Biden’s son)
• “And that person is Adam Schiff.”
• “I want to see Adam Schiff testify about the whistleblower who was a fake whistleblower.”
• “The whistleblower in my opinion is a political operative.”

Of course, The Great Leader has absolutely no facts of any kind to support his falsehood that the whistleblower is a “political operative. Furthermore, his demand that Hunter Biden and Adam Schiff be called as witnesses doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test given the fact that neither of them have would be fact witnesses as to his shakedown of the Ukrainian president

If Adam Schiff and Hunter Biden are important witnesses to prove The Great Leader is innocent and an Ethical Giant, then maybe he should consider calling the following folks as alibi and/or character witnesses.

• Stormy Daniels 
• Semion Mogilevich – Ukrainian born Russian Mafia Boss with ties to Putin
• Harvey Weinstein 
• Vittorio “Vic the Terminator” Amuso – Luchese Crime Family Boss
• Bill Cosby
• Michael “Mickey Boy” Paradiso – Bonanno Crime Family Boss
• Bernie Madoff
• Benjamin “The Claw” Castellazzo – Colombo Crime Family Underboss
• Vladimir “He’s my Daddy” Putin

The above list of luminaries should offset any testimony given by the witnesses that appeared for public testimony before the House Intelligence Committee in November 2019.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
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