Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Simpleton” Award Winner

To assure that he will go down in history as the most ignorant buffoon (my sincerest apologies to ignorant buffoons, The Great Leader decided to attack Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi regarding his impeachment.

Ms. Pelosi stated that she wasn’t going to forwards the two articles of impeachment to the senate until Moscow Mitch (Sen. McConnell) assured there would be a fair trial. She was motivated to so act because Moscow Mitch had publicly announced that there would be no witnesses and that he would take his “cues” on how to conduct the trial from The Great Leader and/or his designated sycophants.

The Great Leader the displayed his monumental ignorance by sending out the following laughable tweet.

• “Nancy Pelosi is looking for a Quid Pro Quo with the Senate.”
• “Why aren’t we Impeaching her?”

The following indisputable facts prove beyond all doubt that The Great Leader’s statements were beyond laughable.

Quid Pro Quo means give Me this and I’ll give You that, meaning the giving and taking is for personal gain. How is it possible for the Speaker to gain something personally if the senate trial is held fairly?

The constitution does not allow for the impeachment of a member of Congress. The only federal officials impeached since 1776 are the following

• U.S. Secretary of War William Belknap in 1876
• 15 federal judges (ca. 1803 to 2010)
• Presidents Andrew Johnson, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump

It is absolutely beyond belief that a Serial Simpleton (SS) like The Great Leader was able with the help of Vladimir Putin to ascend to the highest office in the land.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
9. Bullshit Awards = 74
10. Chicken Little Awards = 4
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 121
15. Lunatic Awards = 27
16. Misc. Awards = 71
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
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19. Narcissist Awards = 32
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49