Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Dimwit” Award Winner

The Great Leader now professes to be an expert in Potty Flushing and Water Conservation, recently (ca. December 2019) made several laughable statements to support his asinine theories. Towards that end, he made the following statements during a meeting with business leaders at the White House.

• “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”
• “Were ending up using more water.”

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, this guy really is a genius. Now we know that flushing the toilet 15 times will consume more water than flushing it once. Just another lesson from America’s Resident Genius!

The Great Leader went on to say:

• “We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers, and other elements of bathrooms where you turn the faucets on in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it.”
• “For the most part, you have many states where they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain. They don’t know what to do with it.”
• “And you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet, you take a shower and the water comes dripping out.”

Gee Whiz, I didn’t know that water that flows from the sky was called “rain,” did you? Just another example of an Einstein protégé educating the masses.

And lastly, when you’re dealing with a Fat Ass Fool like The Great Leader, it may well be that he needs to flush the toilet 10 or more times when he takes one of his monumental Trump Dumps.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
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