Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Today’s “Dumbass Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Brian. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

In furtherance of his ongoing Trump Ass-Kissing campaign, Brian engaged in the following back and forth with fellow Trump Ass-Kisser and Moron Ainsley Earhardt during a recent (ca, February 2019) episode of the Fox News’ Fox & Friends Comedy Show.

In his effort to add the Brownie Points he has accumulated due to his incessant kissing of The Great Leader’s substantial ass, Brian decided to provide some ignorant commentary regarding a phone call between The Great Leader and EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland.

The phone call in question took place when Sondland called The Great Leader on his cell phone from a restaurant in Kiev, Ukraine. Sondland was accompanied by three state department officials connected to the American Embassy in Kiev when the call was made, one of which was David Holmes who testified that he overheard the conversation.

After applying a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Brian made the following moronic comments to provide additional red meat to his intellectually bereft followers.

“I find it hard to believe that people just accept that you can hear both sides of a phone call three thousand -- or five thousand miles away.”

For one thing, Mr. Holmes was seated directly across from Sondland when he spoke with The Great Leader, meaning he was about 2 feet away not three to five thousand miles.

The Dumbass is keenly aware that Mr. Holmes testified that The Great Leader spoke so loudly on the call that Sondland moved the phone away from his ear which made it easy for him to hear the two-way conversation.

What’s next for this Certified Dumbass and Serial Sycophant (SS) while acting as a performing Bear with Ringling Bros? Will he defend The Great Leader’s serial lies by stating?

He didn’t lie 14,000 times; it was only 13,875

People are wrong when they say he’s lying when he is merely not telling the truth

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4

Bigot Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 2