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Michigans 2018: Attorney Ivory Soap Purity Ratings = 99.8%


Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Ohio legal system, there are 35,362 attorneys practicing throughout the state. For the year 2018, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Ohio Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against sixty-eight (68) attorneys for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

  • 5 = number of reprimands
  • 45 = number of suspensions
  • 5 = number of disbarments
  • 14 = amount of resignations with disciplinary action pending

This laughable finding by the Michigan Court means that Michigan has a 98.8% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2018 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.


This would mean that if all 35,362 attorneys attended a football game at Waldo Stadium on the campus of Western Michigan University with a seating capacity of 30,200, it’d be nearly impossible to locate the 68 unethical attorneys even if they raised their hands in unison.


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