Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Mark Levin” Ass-Kisser Award Winner

To falsely portray himself as a victim in relationship to his alleged “perfect” call wherein he attempted to extort personal political concessions from the president of Ukraine, The Great Leader decided to laughingly quote comments from right wing comedian Mark Levin.

FYI: Mark is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Hugh Hewitt that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Temple University Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

The Great Leader sent out the following self-serving idiotic tweets.

• “What I said on the phone call with the Ukrainian President is ‘perfectly’ stated.’”
• “There is no reason to call witnesses to analyze my words and meaning.”
• This is just another Democrat Hoax that I have had to live with from the day I got elected (and before!).”
• “Disgraceful!”

The Great Leader then sent out the following sycophantic tweets in honor of Mark Levin.

“Mark Levin, a great lawyer and scholar, said last night on his @marklevinshow, that all you have to do is read the transcript of the call, you do not need Never Trumpers or other witnesses to say what it means or says.”

For one thing, Levin is not a “great lawyer” nor a “great scholar,” although he is a great liar. If he was a “great lawyer,” then why hasn’t he ever been employed by a “great law firm?” To ask the question is to answer it. He’s never been offered a good paying job with a respected law firm. In fact, his greatest achievements are that his closest boyfriends are Sean Hannity and Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh.

Employing Mark Levin to attest to your character and integrity is analogous to asking a dinner guest of the late Jeffrey Dahmer to comment on his Rump Roast recipe.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 61
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 7
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 120
15. Lunatic Awards = 27
16. Misc. Awards = 62
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 39
19. Narcissist Awards = 31
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 49