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Trump celebrates Veteran’s Day by trashing veterans
On this Veteran’s Day of November 11, 2019, The Great Leader began his celebration by wolfing down 4 Big Macs, 3 orders of Large Fries and 2 Large Vanilla Shakes while sitting on his bed watching reruns of “All in the Family.”
The Great Leader began his celebration by attacking various veterans that he perceived as losers because they were captured by the enemy and were therefore phony heroes and/or patriots. This led The Great Leader to make the following comment about the late Sen. John McCain.
“I like people that weren’t captured.”
Heroes and Patriots that were not captured and that The Great Leader heaped praise upon during his one-man Veteran’s Day ceremony in his bedroom include some of the following luminaries all of whom served there country honorably while staring in various movies.
The Great Leader’s All-time Favorite War Hero and Patriot was John Waynewho was never captured by the enemy or wounded while serving his country during World War II and the Vietnam War.
And lastly, The Great Leader’s final celebration of Veteran’s Day resulted in him authoring and then singing the following tune to himself.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, I got five deferments, What about you?
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