Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan (R-OH): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Gymmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards, which are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by visiting the listed category.

Gymmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Capitol University School of Law in Columbus, Ohio. This led Gymmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

FYI: Capitol is ranked as the 177^th best law school in the country out of 202 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools.

After he applied a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Gymmy along with his fellow comrades Reps. Devin Nunes and Michael McCaul wrote a letter to House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff demanding that he bring the whistleblower who filed a complaint about President Donald Trump and Ukraine in for public testimony.

In their letter, the Three Stooges said:

"We are surprised by your announcement that the Committees will not receive testimony from the anonymous intelligence community employee whose complaint initiated the so-called impeachment inquiry.”

In a lame attempt at levity, The Stooges letter goes on to state.

“As the so-called impeachment inquiry gathers information that contradicts the employee's allegations, we ask that you arrange for the Committees to receive public testimony from the employee and all individuals he or she relied upon in formulating the complaint."

Suggesting that the deposition testimony of 10 or more current or former government employees “contradicts” what the whistleblower’s 7-page complaint states takes hyperbole to new and yet unseen levels.

Gymmy and his fellow Stooges would have us believe that the testimony of the following government employees exonerates The Great Leader regarding his extortionist attempts aimed at Ukrainian president Zelensky.

• Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, National Security Council official in charge of Ukraine policy
• Ukraine Ambassador William B. Taylor
• Former Ukraine Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch
• Former Trump Russia advisor Fiona Hill
• EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland

Claiming that the testimony of the above-named officials “contradicted” the whistleblower’s account of The Great Leader’s putting the arm on Zelensky is akin to putting forth the following arguments.

• Testimony of Sammy “The Bull” Gravano exonerated John Gotti
• Testimony of Adolf Eichmann justifying Final Solution genocide
• Testimony of Mafia Soldier Joseph Valachi proving Mafia didn’t exist

What’s next for the Three Stooges? Will they demand that Pinocchio testify to prove that The Great Leader is America’s Leading Truthteller?

As we speak (ca. November 2019), Gymmy continues to act as a government paid Sycophant and Apologist for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump while allegedly representing the best interests of his constituents in the greater Champaign County area.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 6

2012 Top Ten Congressional Homophobes: Top 10 Award Winners

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Misc. Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Donald Trump announces support for Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH): Art. 77 Humanitarian Awards