Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Mikey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in 1987 from St. Mary’s University School of Law. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

FYI: St. Mary’s is ranked as the 167^th best law school in the country out of 200 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools.

It should be noted that Mikey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past twenty-two (22) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Houston was about to offer Mickey a good paying job.

After he applied a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Mikey along with his fellow comrades Reps. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan and Devin Nunes wrote a letter to House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff demanding that he bring the whistleblower who filed a complaint about President Donald Trump and Ukraine in for public testimony.

In their letter, the Three Stooges said:

"We are surprised by your announcement that the Committees will not receive testimony from the anonymous intelligence community employee whose complaint initiated the so-called impeachment inquiry.”

In a lame attempt at levity, The Stooges letter goes on to state.

“As the so-called impeachment inquiry gathers information that contradicts the employee's allegations, we ask that you arrange for the Committees to receive public testimony from the employee and all individuals he or she relied upon in formulating the complaint."

Suggesting that the deposition testimony of 10 or more current or former government employees “contradicts” what the whistleblower’s 7-page complaint states takes hyperbole to new and yet unseen levels.

Mikey and his fellow Stooges would have us believe that the testimony of the following government employees exonerates The Great Leader regarding his extortionist attempts aimed at Ukrainian president Zelensky.

• Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, National Security Council official in charge of Ukraine policy
• Ukraine Ambassador William B. Taylor
• Former Ukraine Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch
• Former Trump Russia advisor Fiona Hill
• EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland

Claiming that the testimony of the above-named officials “contradicted” the whistleblower’s account of The Great Leader’s putting the arm on Zelensky is akin to putting forth the following arguments.

• Testimony of Sammy “The Bull” Gravano exonerated John Gotti
• Testimony of Adolf Eichmann justifying Final Solution genocide
• Testimony of Mafia Soldier Joseph Valachi proving Mafia didn’t exist

What’s next for the Three Stooges? Will they demand that Pinocchio testify to prove that The Great Leader is America’s Leading Truthteller?

As we speak (ca. November 2019), Mikey continues to act as a government paid Sycophant and Apologist for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.