► Trump Attorney Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kissing Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-five (25) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Additionally,the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

While appearing on stage during a recent (ca. November 2019) Trump rally in Iowa, Lindsey decided to demonstrate his dual roles as a Trump Ass-Kisser and an Aspiring Standup Comedian. Towards that end, Lindsey spewed forth the following hyperbolic (BS) comedic lines regarding the ongoing impeachment inquiry as additional red meat to be devoured by The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers

• “I think Donald Trump is going to kick their [Democrats] ass.”
• “I think impeachment is going to blow up in their face.”
• “This effort by the House is a partisan revenge, sour grapes, sore loser effort by people who can’t accept the fact they lost.”

Lindsey’s lame attempt at humor went like this.

“Trump told me, ‘I didn’t do no quid pro quo.”

“I don’t even speak Latin.’”

Lindsey’s admission that he doesn’t speak Latin is further proof that he’s totally incompetent in the law since there are an untold number of Latin terms found in American law. And in addition Lindsey, your beau Trump is the one that said he didn't screw Stormy Daniels or pay her $130,000 to remain silent. 

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 10

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award = 2

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2