Trump Attorney Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-five (25) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

After applying a thick coat of Boudreax’s Butt Paste for that ultimate in protection, Lindsey had the chutzpah to threaten to expose the Ukraine quid pro quo whistleblowers if the Democrats impeach The Great Leader.

Identifying a whistleblower is against the law, something that Lindsey is ignorant of. In fact, his so-called legal expertise came about while employed as an attorney with the Air Force’s Staff Judge Advocate offices. I worked as a certified court reporter and paralegal in the Army’s Staff Judge Advocate’s office and I can tell you that any lawyer who spent his entire career in that job was a total loser who couldn’t make it in the outside world.

And lastly, Lindsey’s incessant and continual servicing of The Great Leader in acting as his Number One Senatorial Sycophant is totally disgusting. In truth, he should be summarily disbarred for being a total embarrassment to the legal profession.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 10

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award = 2

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2