Donald “Trumporleone” Trump proudly announces opening of Groper University

As America’s premier and admitted Sexual Assaulter, The Great Leader and Groper-in-Chief is in the process of arranging for the opening of Trump’s Groper University. The University will be located on the campus of The Great Leader’s Mar-a-Lago resort.

The Theme Song for the opening of each class and/or lecture is rumored to be entitled “Grab that Pussy” which will be sung by Kanye West. And the emcee for the grand opening of Groper University will be none other than Louis C.K.

The estimated cost for the 8-week course will be somewhere around $90,000.00 with 86,500 being paid directly to The Great Leader.  The list of prestigious and highly disrespected instructors and/or lecturers will include the following ethical giants.

• Supreme Court Justice Brett “I like Beer” Kavanaugh: tips on raping college girls while drinking a 12-pack of Keystone Light 
• Harvey Weinstein: classes on forcing victims to remain silent
• Former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore: lectures on molesting teenage girls
• Bill Cosby (via video from in Collegeville, PA prison): clues on silencing victims with large payoffs
• Former Judge Mark Pazuhanich: classes on fondling 10-year-old girls
• Supreme Court Justice Clarence “This Coke’s for You” Thomas: classes on sexually harassing subordinates

At the end of the 8-week course, the graduates will be provided with a certificate that will be signed by The Great Leader. It will include a certificate for two rounds of golf at the Trump National Doral Course in Miami for the cost of $1,200.00 (regular fees per round are $395.00). In addition, enrollees will be required to purchase at least two (2) of each item listed below.

And lastly, all profits generated will be donated to the Trump Family Criminal Defense Fund.

• Making Groping Great Again Hat = $69.00
• Quart bottle of Trump Vodka = $119.00
• Trump game of Monopoly = $275.00 – autographed by
• Trump “Ice” bottled water (bottled in Flint, Michigan) = $19.95
• Trump “Donald Duck Tie” = $117.00
• Pair of Donald Trump Eyeglasses = $375.00 (good for peeking into girl’s dressing rooms)
• Trump “Petite Condoms” (autographed by Kellyanne Conway)

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4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
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