Hugh Hewitt: Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Hugh. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Hugh is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Mark Levin that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from the University of Michigan Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

After donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads provided to him by Trump’s Chief Sycophant and Lead Criminal Defense Attorney Sean Hannity, Hugh decided to further prove his undying loyalty to The Great Leader. In this instance, Hugh laughingly attacked the legitimacy of the impeachment inquiry by providing the following red meat for his low I.Q. followers.

• “This is an illegitimate impeachment. Totally illegitimate.”
• “That phone call, which we did a dramatic reading of in the second hour, which we originally did yesterday, it is completely a hoax — not a hoax in terms of it didn't happen — a hoax about its significance.”
• “It was not significant. It's an insignificant phone call.”

Sadly, it seems that when Hugh attended the University of Michigan Law School in the early 1980s, they did not offer courses in Constitutional Law, especially the amendment dealing with impeachment. If they did, then Hugh either skipped those classes or he’s just lying his ass off about the matter. I’m placing my bet on the fact that he’s a dirty, low down liar.

Hugh the Trump Sycophant went on to say:

• “But it is an insignificant phone call, and any person with a serious background in national security matters will tell you, it was an insignificant phone call.”
• “We need to rally to [Sec. of State] Mike Pompeo, to President Trump, to Attorney General [William] Barr, and to everyone being attacked by this mob, online and on air, trying to turn this into a lynch mob.”
• “It's what I call a soft coup with the — dressed in constitutional clothing. And our friends over at Media Matters — emo, you're listening? Yeah, soft coup, dressed in constitutional clothing.”

Arguing that The Great Leader’s call to the Ukrainian president was “insignificant” doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. I’m sure that Hugh the loser lawyer would also argue that a phone call from John Gotti to his associate Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano to whack then Gambino Boss Paul Castellano that the call was “insignificant.”

1. 2015 “Amiable Talk Show Host” Award Winner: Rush Limbaugh: Top Ten Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 1
4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
5. Trump contemplates replacing Mueller with Sean Hannity: Art. 392 Bullshit Awards
6. Trump’s replacements for Mueller’s team of 13 angry Democrats: Art. 35 Dawg Laments