Trump attorney Sean Hannity: “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixty-seven (67) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces can be viewed by going to the listed categories at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. October 2019) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network, Sean decided to further his status as a Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Aspiring Standup Comedian and a Congenital Liar.

In this instance, Sean decided to attack the ongoing impeachment inquiry. Towards that end, Sean made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements for the purpose of feeding additional red meat to his intellectually infirm followers.

• “We are going to break down tonight, in detail, something corrupt and dangerous to this democratic republic that we love.”
• “We will expose on this program the Democrats' top secret, their Soviet-style impeachment coup attempt, and how it is an unprecedented, unconstitutional attempt to nullify the will of the American people.”
• “The whole process is more corrupt, lacking all due process, all constitutionality and constitutional protections.”
• “It is based on utter and complete nonsense, zero violation of any law by the president.”
• “All the president is really guilty of is faithfully executing the laws of this land and fulfilling his constitutional duties.”
• “We will explain and explore this, partisan Democrats detached from any objective truth.”
• “To be a Democrat, you can't believe in truth, reason, common sense. This is now a lawless mob.”
• “Nothing that we are witnessing is driven by facts, logic, law, constitutionality, no. A psychotic rage and hatred at all things Trump, even the mention of his name.”
• “These Democrats, their allies in the media mob, they are triggered by the mere sound of President Trump's name. They are set off and triggered by the sight of a red MAGA hat on a 16-year-old innocent kid.”
• “What we are living through and witnessing is a level of madness as a country, and we better stop or we're not going to have a country, and yes, it's that serious.”
• “Now, in their latest effort to take this president down, the cowardly, the corrupt Adam Schiff is holding secret hearings, secret meetings, that results in secrets transcripts, all hidden from the American people, the Trump administration, the president's lawyers.” At least Trey Gowdy who presided over the Benghazi proceedings had the courage to do almost all of his committee’s depositions in secret sessions.

Claiming that Rep. Adam Schiff is “holding secret hearings” is patently false because Sean the Congenital Liar absolutely knows that several of his GOP comrades that including Reps. Devin Nunes (CA) and Jim “Gymmy” Jordan (OH) have attended all the impeachment inquiry hearings,

Additionally, the impeachment inquiry hearings are gathering evidence in the same manner that Sean’s former boyfriend Rep. Trey Gowdy did while running his 3-year long Benghazi investigation of Hillary Clinton. In fact, Gowdy admitted in an interview that “closed door” (secret) depositions provided the best way to obtain relevant information.

It won’t be long before Sean will need to make an appointment with Dr. John Joseph Lepperd III of Long Island, New York so that he can receive a double knee replacement surgery to repair the damage done by the inordinate amount of time he’s spent on his knees kissing The Great Leader’s substantial derriere.

1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Awards = 27
3. Bullshit Awards = 7
4. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
5. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
6. Liar Award Winner = 5
7. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
8. Miscellaneous Awards = 2
9. Moron Awards = 6
10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 8
11. Screwball Award Winner = 3
12. Dawg Opinions: Art. 190-196