Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-four (24) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

After applying a thick coat of Boudreax’s Butt Paste for that ultimate in protection, Lindsey had the chutzpah to put forth a senate resolution condemning the House of Representatives regarding the ongoing impeachment inquiry. Towards that end, Lindsey spewed forth the following nonsense during a recent (ca. October 2019) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show.

• "This resolution puts the Senate on record condemning the House. ... Here's the point of the resolution: Any impeachment vote based on this process, to me, is illegitimate, is unconstitutional, and should be dismissed in the Senate without a trial.”
• “Trump should get the same rights that any American has if you’re giving a parking ticket to confront the witnesses against you: can’t be based on hearsay."
• “We cannot allow future presidents and this president to be impeached based on an inquiry in the House that’s never been voted upon, that does not allow the president to confront the witnesses against him, to call witnesses on his behalf, and cross-examine people who are accusing him of misdeeds.”

Now we know why no law firm in South Carolina ever offered Lindsey a good paying job. And the sole reason is that he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to understanding the U.S. Constitution and/or House rules that govern impeachment proceedings. A good ol’ boy in Mississippi listening to Lindsey’s BS would respond by saying, “That be one dumb som-bitch.”

Any person who graduated from High School could read the applicable portions of the Constitution and fully realize that an impeachment inquiry is not required to allow Trump and/or any of his moronic attorneys the right to attend depositions or hearings. In fact, neither Nixon or Clinton were allowed to have their attorneys sit in on impeachment hearings or interviews and ask witnesses questions or air objections.

It is patently clear that when articles of impeachment are sent to the Senate and they conduct a trial, that’s when The Great Leader will get all the due process he deserves and his loser lawyers and his loser lawyers will be able to pose questions to any witnesses called upon to testify at said trial.

Lindsey’s asinine argument would have us believe that when detective are interviewing witnesses while investigating a murder that they are required to invite the person they believe committed the murder to have his/her attorney present during said interviews and then cross examine said witnesses. Of course anyone who would propose such a scenario is an unmitigated Moron (my sincerest apologies to Morons!).

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 9
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
3. Chicken Little Award = 1
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Humanitarian Award = 2
6. Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
7. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2
8. Moron Award Winner = 1
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2