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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis: Today’s “Obnoxious Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Ronnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

 

It should be noted that Donnie is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

FYI: Ronnie has spent the last fourteen (14) years with his nose firmly implanted in the public trough. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Jacksonville area was about to offer him a good paying job practicing law.

 

Shortly after a whistleblower’s 9-page complaint and a 5-page summary of The Great Leader’s extortionist conversation with the Ukrainian president was published, Ronnie decided it was his sworn duty to once again come to the aid of Trump.

 

Towards that end and only after lathering up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Ronnie announced that he was creating a “Presidential Protection Fund” to raise money to help The Great Leader in his impeachment fight.

 

Ronnie’s laughable “Protection Fund” is something one would imagine that former Mafia Chieftain John Gotti would have created to keep him out of prison.

 

In addition to admiring The Great Leader for his ability to defraud and cheat people (Trump University/Contractors), Ronnie is also enamored by Trump’s ability for self-dealing and scamming his low I.Q. supporters out of donations. In mimicking The Great Leader, Ronnie basically set up a “price list” for access to the governor’s office, which goes like this. (Daily Kos)

  • $25,000 for ten-minute meeting with Ronnie
  • $25,000 to golf with Ronnie ($100,000 for a foursome)
  • $150,000 to have dinner with Ronnie
  • $250,000 for an “Intimate and high dollar” meet with Ronnie

 

Since Ronnie has been unable to garner a good paying job practicing law since graduating from law school in 2005 and given the fact that it is highly likely that Floridians will give him the boot if he has the chutzpah to run for reelection, I believe he is lobbying The Great Leader for nomination for a lifetime federal judgeship. Of course, Ronnie better hope that The Great Leader nominates him before he’s impeached.

 

Hopefully, one of The Great Leader’s White House’s Designated Sycophants has taken appropriate steps to reimburse Devin for his purchase of a jar of Boudreaux’s Industrial Strength Butt Paste.

 

Ass-Kisser Award = 1

Homophobe Award Winner = 1

 
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