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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Narcissist” Award Winner

 

After posing for himself in a mirror and giving himself a reach around, The Great Leader went another loony rant that he was deserving of being rewarded for his asinine conduct. Towards that end, The Great Leader spewed forth the following crap as fodder to be digested by his intellectually deprived followers while meeting with the Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan at the United Nations.

 

  • “I think I’m going to get a Nobel Prize for a lot of things, if they gave it out fairly, which they don’t.”
  • “They gave one to Obama immediately upon his ascent to the presidency, and he had no idea why he got it.”
  • “You know what? That was the only thing I agreed with him on.”

Clearly, The Great Leader cannot reasonably expect to receive a Nobel Prize in any of the following categories.

  • Nobel Peace Prize when he’s threatening to invade Iran
  • Nobel Physics Prize when he’s obviously an overweight slob
  • Nobel Prize in Literature when he’s an illiterate moron
  • Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences when he’s filed for bankruptcy on numerous occasions

The Great Leader would be the recipient of a Nobel Prize if it gave out awards in any of the following categories.

  • The year’s Biggest Serial Liar
  • The year’s Biggest Teller of Whoppers
  • The year’s Most Consistent Whiny Little Bitch

And lastly, with any luck The Great Leader will in all likelihood receive many rewards that will come in the form of criminal indictments for the commission of numerous felonies that he committed prior to and/during his reign as president.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263

 

 
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