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Fox’s Lou Dobbs: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Louie. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

In furtherance of his ongoing effort to prove his undying loyalty to The Great Leader, Louie the Loon decided to comment on the recent news conference held by Trump’s lead criminal defense attorney Bill Barr regarding the Mueller report.

 

During a recent (ca. September 2019) episode of the Fox Business News’ Lou Dobbs Comedy Show, Louie decided to further his standing as one of America’s Premier Trump Sycophants and Ass-Kissers. In this instance, and only after lathering up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Louie sent out the following tweets claiming that anyone who opposes The Great Leader “hates the country.

  • “I am so tired of hearing the rationalization of the left in this country because they hate Donald Trump, inexplicably and without foundation.”
  • “They choose to hate America.:
  • “The Democrats have truly become the party of hate.”

Some of the Democrats that apparently “hate America” according to Louie are as follows:

  • Sen. Tammy Duckworth: Iraq War double amputee
  • Former Sen. Bob Kerry (NE): winner of the Medal of Honor
  • Movie Director Oliver Stone: winner of 2 Purple hearts and a Bronze Star
  • Former California Gov. Gray Davis: winner of Bronze star
  • Rep. Charles Rangel (NY): Bronze star and Purple Heart – Korean War
  • Rep. Max Rose (NY): Bronze Star and Purple Heart – Afghan War

I’m sure that Louie would praise the following Republicans as being Patriots that love America and proved it by failing to serve their country during the Vietnam War.

  • Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani: received numerous deferments to attend college
  • Dick “Big Dick” Cheney: received five deferments
  • Ted Nugent: voided draft by taking crystal meth and pooping his pants
  • Newt Gingrich:
  • Mitt Romney: three deferments for education and one for religious reasons from 1965-70
  • Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: two college deferments, claimed physical disability for have a cyst in the crack of his ass

And the biggest Patriot of them all is Lou Dobbs who refused to serve his country during the Vietnam War despite the fact that he was age eligible (DOB 1945) and the war began in 1955 and ended in 1975.

 

Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser Award = 1

Roger Stone Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 12

Bigot Award Winner = 4

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 2

MoronAward Winner = 1

 
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