Fox’s Jesse Watters: Today’s “Disgusting Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jesse. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Jesse is a member of the comedy threesome that hosts Fox comedy show “The Five.” During a recent (early March 2018) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Jesse decided to further his status as a Trump Ass-Kisser.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Jesse engaged in the following discussion with Juan Williams regarding the whistle blower complaint about The Great Leader’s contacts with the Ukrainian president. That conversation went like this.

JESSE:

“So, the coup is going through appropriate channels now, Juan? Is that what we're talking about?”

“I think this is going to be another bombshell that's going to wind up in the garbage heap. But let me just break it all down for you, I'll explain how the whole thing starts, ok?”

“He has complete latitude as a commander-in-chief to ask a foreign country to investigate some corruption.”

“We do it with the Chinese. We do it to with the Mexicans. All the time.”

“And for some snake, who I don't even trust, to blow the whistle is just insurance policy 2.0.”

“This president has to deal with this stuff constantly. It's going to fall apart again.”

“And everything he is being accused of is the exact same thing Hillary and Biden were guilty of.”

JUAN:

“I'm sure the president's pleased with your presentation, you can stop now.”

As Juan Williams said, I’m also sure that The Great Leader was no only please with Jesse’s hyperbolic (BS) statements but that it may have caused him to have an organism.

This continuing ass-kissing of The Great Leader will clearly require Jesse to incur the costs of purchasing one or more jars of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1 

Moron Award Winner = 1