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Crest Toothpaste & Elmer’s Krazy Glue promote new item to prevent Trump from lying

 

To prevent and/or at least limit the amount of lies that The Great Leader will be able to tell in the future, it is rumored that Proctor & Gamble of Cincinnati, Ohio has agreed to a joint venture with Elmer’s Products Inc. of Westerville, Ohio to produce a new line of toothpaste.

 

The contemplated agreement will have a blend of Proctor & Gamble’s Crest toothpaste with Elmer’s 

 

Krazy Glue. The final product is expected to be ready for use by the end of September 2019 and will then be personally delivered to The Great Leader via Federal Express.

 

It is hoped that this new and novel product will prevent The Great Leader from surpassing his record of 12,150 lies as of August 2019. If not, it is assumed that he’ll likely approach the 20,000-lie level by November 1, 2020.

 

Of course, The Great Leader will be able to continue to lie like a rug while tweeting. The only remedy to prevent this continual lying would be to tie his hands behind his back or crazy glue the palms of his hands to his rear end.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263
 
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