► Sen. Pat Toomey (R-PA): Today’s “Moronic NRA Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Sen. Pat Toomey (R-PA): Today’s “Moronic NRA Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Shortly after the massacres in El Paso and Dayton, Patty decided it was time to further prove his undying allegiance to the NRA and its CEO Wayne La Pierre. Towards that end, Patty the Moron made the following statements during an appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network regarding banning assault weapons and large capacity magazines.

 

“They are extremely popular, so to ban an extremely popular

firearm, I’m not going to support that, that would be an infringement

on the rights of law-abiding citizens.”

 

Isn’t that comment just special? I suppose the Moron would also refuse to ban any of the following because said items could possibly be “extremely popular.”

  • Hand grenades to go along with a feller’s AK-47
  • Nooses for the eradication of those (wink, wink) folks
  • Brass knuckles for spousal abusers (would eliminate medical bills for damage to abuser’s knuckles)
  • Silencers for AK-47 to prevent targets from escaping prior to being shot

The folks in Pennsylvania should really be proud to have someone of Patty’s ilk representing their best interest in the U.S. 

Senate.

 

And lastly, I’m hopeful that NRA CEO Wayne La Pierre and/or one of The Great Leader’s Dedicated Sycophants have taken steps to reimburse Danny for the costs he incurred for purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

 

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