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Fox’s Gregg Jarrett: Today’s “Moscow Mitch” Ass-Kisser Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Gregg. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.
Gregg is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Hugh Hewitt that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from the University of California Hastings Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
During a recent (ca. August 2019) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network’s “Fox & Friends,” Gregg decided to further establish his official position as a member of Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell’s future criminal defense team, a Certified Trump Ass-Kisser, and most importantly, a total embarrassment to the legal profession.
After greasing up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Gregg engaged in the following BS session with Moscow Mitch and fellow Trump Ass-Kisser Brian Kilmeade.
BRIAN: “You don't see this every day -- an op-ed in The Washington Post claiming Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is a Russian asset.” MOSCOW MITCH: “These people have worn out the volume knob so badly that they have nothing left but the most unhinged smears.” “Welcome to modern-day McCarthyism.” BRIAN: “Gregg, Mitch McConnell took this for a weekend, absorbed it, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and he was ripping yesterday. What's he talking about?” GREGG: “Well, it's offensive and reckless to accuse Mitch McConnell, of all people, of being a Russian asset.” “You're essentially claiming he's committing treason, which is a death penalty offense.” “The article that prompted it all by Dana Milbank and The Washington Post was bereft of relevant facts.” “Mitch McConnell opposed a federal takeover of all elections because he's always done that.” “He knows that states are better equipped to manage their own elections.”
In an overt effort to further prove that he’s a Monumental Dumbass when it comes to understanding and/or interpreting the law, Gregg the Moron went on to say:
“The other bill that he opposed was clearly unconstitutional, that campaigns would have to report every conversation with any Canadian or French individual, or a Russian, that's a violation of the First Amendment.”
For one thing, no government officials from Canada or France aided Trump’s 2016 election. In truth, Gregg the Trump Sycophant Ass-Kisser well knows that every U.S. Intelligence agency along with Special Counsel Robert Mueller has definitively reported that Vladimir Putin and his Russian assets were involved in assisting Trump in winning the presidency.
To claim that it would be unconstitutional for Congress to pass a law mandating that campaigns report contacts they receive from foreign assets such as Russia, North Korea or China proves he is a total ignoramus on understanding constitutional law. Furthermore, claiming it would violate a campaign’s First Amendment rights doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test.
And finally, is it any wonder that Gregg the Moron is unable to secure a good paying job practicing law.?
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