Ted Nugent: Today’s “Moronic Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty (30) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

First and foremost, it should be remembered that in a 1997 High Times article, Teddy admitted he took crystal meth and shit in his pants in order to avoid being drafted in the Vietnam War. Teddy reaffirmed this fact in a 1990 interview with the Detroit Free Press wherein he stated, "a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine.

During a recent (ca. July 2019) appearance on the Laura Ingraham Comedy Show Podcast, Teddy decided to further establish his creds as one of The Great Leader’s most Moronic Loons. Towards that end, Teddy and Laura engaged in the following asinine discussion to provide some additional red meat for Laura’s low I.Q. followers.

INGRAHAM

“Where do you live again Ted? I always forget.”

TEDDY

“Well I'm a Texan right now because I'm addicted to freedom.”

INGRAHAM

“Yeah no taxes.”

TEDDY

“I was born in Detroit. You know Laura Michigan was the arsenal of democracy.”

“It was the epicenter of work ethic and pride of productivity when I was born in '48.”

“But unfortunately, it's turned into a suburb of San Francisco now politically and it just breaks my heart.”

“California, Oregon, Washington, Michigan, Illinois, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Massachusetts -- politically those states don't even qualify as America anymore. It's just heartbreaking.”

Apparently, the Moron forgot that his boyfriend and mentor Donald “Trumporleone” Trump won Michigan in the 2016 election. In addition, Teddy’s comrade is lying when she said, “Yeah no taxes” in Texas. The following facts prove she’s a damn liar. (source: Texas Comptroller)

• 6.25% = Texas sales and use tax on all retail sales, leases and rentals of most goods
• 2.0% = Dallas County sales/use tax for total of 8.25%

Seemingly, Teddy needs a crash course in basic math since 8.25% is a greater number than ZER0% along with a course, if available on how to tell the truth.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 7
5. Moron Award Winner = 3
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
7. Screwball Award Winner = 3
8. Jews for gun control are Nazis in disguise Nugent: Art. 231 Ass-Kisser Award
9. Obama wants a race war: Art. 217 Bigot Awards
10. Rev. Ted Nugent says Hillary Clinton is a “Devilbitch”: Art: 241 Lunatic Awards
11. Obama and Hillary Clinton should be tried for treason and hung: Lunatic Award No. 244
12. Obama’s hatred of America causes cancelation of Sportsman Channel: Lunatic Award No. 245
13. Obama is Cause of Veterans Committing Suicide: Lunatic Award No. 246
14. Ant-Semite Award: Art. 35 Misc. Award Winner
15. Potty Mouth Loser: Art. No. 36 Misc. Award Winners
16. If you hate me, you hate America so sayeth Rev. Ted Nugent: Art. 156 Rodney Dangerfield Award
17. Ted Nugent sez: Sarah Palin’s my Hero: Rodney Dangerfield Award No. 158
18. Donald Trump announces Purple Hearts for Vietnam era Draft Dodgers: Art. 11 Dawg Opinions
19. Trump orders Military Parade for Patriotic Draft Dodgers: Art. 14 Dawg Opinions
20. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements: Art.291 Dawg Opinions