Ted Nugent: Today’s “Sloppy Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-six (26) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of two (2) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

First and foremost, it should be remembered that in a 1997 High Times article, Teddy admitted he took crystal meth and shit in his pants in order to avoid being drafted in the Vietnam War. Teddy reaffirmed this fact in a 1990 interview with the Detroit Free Press wherein he stated, "a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine.

To further establish his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Lunatics and Defamers, Teddy decided to once again attack the media and liberals. Teddy’s defamatory and loony comments came during a recent (early April 2018) appearance on the InfoWars Comedy radio show, hosted by resident loon and comedian Alex Jones.

During a recent (ca. July 2019) appearance on the Laura Ingraham Comedy Show Podcast, Teddy decided to further establish his creds as one of The Great Leader’s most trusted Sycophants and Ass-Kissers. Towards that end, Teddy spewed forth the following garbage as red meat for Ingraham’s low I.Q. followers.

• “Where does the lie start that this president is a racist or a bigot or he doesn't like gays or lesbians?”
• “Where does this come from?”
• “I know President Trump.”
• “People say I'm a racist. I'm anything but a racist.”
• “People who call me a racist are the racists."

Below are some of the past comments by Teddy the Bigot that clearly establish that he is in fact a dyed-in-the-wool bigot.

• “Obama, he's a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun. Let's hear it for him.”
• “Obama’s a subhuman mongrel.”
• “I'm beginning to wonder if it would have been best had the South won the Civil War.”
• “They [Blacks] are embarrassing. Those big uneducated greasy black mongrels on there, they call themselves rap artists.”
• “I’d like to shoot them [Muslims] dead.”
• “Apartheid wasn’t that cut-and-dry because all men are not created equal.”

Below are a couple of Teddy’s biggest hits in proving he’s a disgusting Misogynist.

• “Since I'm in California, how about Sen. Barbara Boxer, she might want to suck on my machine gun.”
• “And Sen. Dianne Feinstein ride one of these [Teddy’s machine gun] you worthless whore.”
• "You probably can't use the term `toxic cunt' in your magazine, but that's what she is [Hillary Clinton]. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro."

And despite this disgusting racism and misogyny, The Great Leader was thrilled to invite Teddy to the White House. As expected, not even one so-called born-again-Christion member of the Republican Senate or House criticized this conduct. Put simply, these cowardly sycophants are afraid to standup to The Great Leader’s excesses.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 7
5. Moron Award Winner = 3
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
7. Screwball Award Winner = 3
8. Jews for gun control are Nazis in disguise Nugent: Art. 231 Ass-Kisser Award
9. Obama wants a race war: Art. 217 Bigot Awards
10. Rev. Ted Nugent says Hillary Clinton is a “Devilbitch”: Art: 241 Lunatic Awards
11. Obama and Hillary Clinton should be tried for treason and hung: Lunatic Award No. 244
12. Obama’s hatred of America causes cancelation of Sportsman Channel: Lunatic Award No. 245
13. Obama is Cause of Veterans Committing Suicide: Lunatic Award No. 246
14. Ant-Semite Award: Art. 35 Misc. Award Winner
15. Potty Mouth Loser: Art. No. 36 Misc. Award Winners
16. If you hate me, you hate America so sayeth Rev. Ted Nugent: Art. 156 Rodney Dangerfield Award
17. Ted Nugent sez: Sarah Palin’s my Hero: Rodney Dangerfield Award No. 158
18. Donald Trump announces Purple Hearts for Vietnam era Draft Dodgers: Art. 11 Dawg Opinions
19. Trump orders Military Parade for Patriotic Draft Dodgers: Art. 14 Dawg Opinions
20. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements: Art.291 Dawg Opinions