Kellyanne Conway: Today’s “Bigoted Moron” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Kellyanne. In the past, she has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Kellyanne Conway is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led her to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

During a recent (ca. July 2019) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Kellyanne decided to once again act as an official, government paid Trump Apologist, Sycophant and Ass-Kisser in supporting his recent racist rants aimed at four women members of the U.S. House of Representatives.

During her comedic interview, and only after lathering up her severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Kellyanne laughingly claimed that The Great Leader wasn’t a racist and was merely stating his differences with the four congressional women. Only a Demented Ass-Kissing Sycophant would even attempt to defend The Great Leader’s racist rant.

The Great Leader’s latest racist rant involved him telling Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Ilhan Omar (D-MN), Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) and Ayanna Pressley (D-MA), to “go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came.” Now, lets take a moment and see where these four ladies must return given The Great Leader’s specific instructions.

• Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Must return to Bronx, New York since that’s where she was born (Oct 13, 1989) and came from, and will need to drive 238 miles from DC to the Bronx)
• Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI): Must return to Detroit where she was born (July 24, 1989) and came from, and will need to drive 225 miles from DC to Detroit)
• Ayanna Pressley (D-MA): Must return to Cincinnati where she was born (Feb 3, 1974) and came from, and will need to drive 505 miles from DC to the Cincinnati)
• Ilhan Omar (D-MN): Must return to Somalia where she was born (Feb 3, 1974) and came from and gained U.S. citizenship at age of 17 in 2000 (will need to travel 7,792 miles by air and sea for her return to Somalia

Now let’s take a minute and see how many of The Great Leader’s family members, business associates and/or political friends should be ordered to return to where they came from.

• Melania Trump: Back to Slovenia where she was born and needs to travel 4,400 miles to get home
• Ivana Trump: Back to Czech Republic where she was born and needs to travel 4,299 miles to get home
• Amalija Knav (Melania’s Mom): Must return to Slovenia where she was born and will need to travel 4,400 miles to get back home
• Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC): Must return to France where he was born and needs to travel 3,834 miles to get home
• Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX): Must return to Alberta, Canada where he was born and will need to travel 2,482 miles back to Alberta
• Viktor Knav (Melania’s Dad): Must return to Slovenia where he was born and will need to travel 4,400 miles to get back home

FYI: One of the biggest losers that came to the U.S. of A. was The Great Leader’s grandfather Fredrick Trump who was born in 1869 in the Kingdom of Bavaria, which is now known as Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany. Fredrick migrated to the U.S. when he was 16 and several years later moved to the Northwest, which allowed him to make a fortune running restaurants and brothels in Seattle and in the Klondike Gold Rush.

After the gold rush was over, Fredrick return to Bavaria wherein he was accused of emigrating to the U.S. for the purpose of evading fulltime military service. Due to his draft dodging, he lost his Bavarian citizenship and was forced to return to the United States. This is further evidence that “draft dodging” is genetic when it comes to The Great Leader and his five sham deferments.

And lastly, as to Kellyanne, she is of Italian (mother’s side) and Irish (Dad’s side) descent. I’m kind of thinking we might be much better off if we sent Kellyanne back to Italy where her Mother came from. However, if Italy refuses to take her in, then she’ll have to travel to Ireland if they’ll have her.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
3. Congenital Liar Award Winner = 2
4. Moron Award Winner = 1
5. Tina Fey Award Winner = 2
6. Kellyanne Conway supports electing Child Molester Roy Moore to U.S. Senate: Art. 28 Ass-Kisser Awards
7. It’s inappropriate to question Trumps’ firing of FBI director Comey: Art. 29 Ass-Kisser Awards
8. Reporters ‘Talking Smack’ About Trump Should Be Fired: Art 55 Bullshit Awards
9. What are Alternative Facts? – Art. 56 Bullshit Awards
10. Details of Russian Hacking should be kept Secret sayeth Kellyanne Conway: Art. 57 Bullshit Awards
11. Only count what’s in Trump’s heart not his words; sayeth Rev. Kellyanne Conway: Art. 58 Bullshit Awards
12. Kellyanne Conway: Today’s “Moronic Attorney” Award Winner: Art. 46 Moron Awards
13. Trump doubters interfered in Election sez Moron Kellyanne Conway: Art. 49 Moron Awards
14. Trump demands his people be loyal to his administration: Art. 63 Screwball Awards
15. Microwaves being turned into Peeping Toms sez Kellyanne Conway: Art 64 Screwball Awards
16. Trump Filling the Swamp No. 5: Kellyanne Conway: Art. 88 Dawg Opinions