Donald Trump: winner of “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

In a never-ending attempt to establish his bona fides as one of America’s Aspiring Premier Standup Comedians, The Great Leader went on a laughable tweet rant aimed at the New York Times and it’s reporting over concerns of Deutsche Bank employees regarding cash transactions involving Trump entities and Jared Kushner.

In response to the Times’ report, The Great Leader tweeted:

• “The Failing New York Times (it will pass away when I leave office in 6 years), and others of the Fake News Media, keep writing phony stories about how I didn’t use many banks because they didn’t want to do business with me. WRONG!”
• “It is because I didn’t need money.” 
• “When you don’t need or want money, you don’t need or want banks. Banks have always been available to me; they want to make money.”

The Great Leader also falsely accused the Times of using made up sources for its reports, even though it cites statements made by five former and current Deutsche Bank employees. The Great Leader then went on with his laughable tweet by saying:

“FAKE NEWS is actually the biggest story of all and is the true ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!”

It appears Comrade Trump never tires of plagiarizing the statements of his mentors, Joseph Stalin and Vladdy “He’s my Daddy” Putin. Of course, The Great Leader never attacks the credibility of phony, made up stories and/or conspiratorial idiocies published by comedy outlets like Fox News, Breitbart, Alex Jones’ Infowars, and most importantly Mad Magazine.

The Great Leader’s farcical statement that the New York Times “will pass away when I leave office in 6 years) is further evidence that he’s a Lunatic, Degenerate Narcissist, Congenital Liar, Serial Adulterer, Disgusting Misogynist, Bigot, Tax Dodger, Fraudster, and those are just a few of his good points. Moreover, it was The Failing Great Leader who filed for bankruptcy four (4) times and not the New York Times!

And lastly, with any luck we’ll soon be witness to The Great Leader being advised “you have the right to remain silent.”

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 74 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 75 thru 85 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 86 thru 91 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 92 thru 106
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 322 thru 337 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 48
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 274 thru 279
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 346
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 70 thru 78
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 54
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 108 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 372
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 46 thru 87
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 41
18. Moron Awards: Art. 256 thru 291
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 32
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 258