Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Amoral Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

After greasing up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick and attaching a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads Lindsay decided to once again play the part of criminal defense attorney for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Lindsay decided to kiss The Great Leader’s ass by fawning over him in a disgusting display of Despot Worship.

In this instance, Lindsey made the following statements to be digested by his and The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers.

• “I don’t care” about Mueller’s proof of 10 instances of Trump obstruction of justice
• "There were zero instances of Trump impeding Mueller."
• "I'm OK with a politician [Trump] fighting another politician [Congress]." Graham said.
• “The Mueller report is the last and final word on everything (about) Trump's campaign for me."

This is proof positive as to why Lindsay was never able to obtain gainful employment as a private attorney since he graduated from the University of South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Put simply, as to knowledge of the law, Lindsay is a Bumbling Buffoon.

Lindsay’s disgusting Ass-Kissing is in stark contrast to what he said in the past about The Great Leader,some of which is as follows.

• “Republicans would get destroyed if they nominated Donald Trump.”
• "I think he's a kook.”
• “I think he's crazy.”
• "I'm a Republican, and he's not. He's not a conservative Republican, he's an opportunist."
• "He's not fit to be president of the United States."

And lastly, it appears that Lindsay is auditioning for an appointment by The Great Leader to become the next Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court. The only way this happens is if The Great Leader is reelected in 2020 and Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg retires at age 87 or 88.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
5. MoronAward Winner = 1
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
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