Rev. Sean Hannity:  Today’s “Sen. Lindsay Graham” Ass-Kisser Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-seven (57) Awards in various categories, the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces and one lament. Those awards, opinion pieces and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After lathering up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Sean, in his capacity as Senator Graham’s Chief Ass-Kisser and Sycophant, spewed forth the following crap during a recent (ca. May 2019) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show.

• “Joining us now, chairman of the Judiciary Committee, he led today's hearing, did a phenomenal job and I would say on a scale of 1 to 10 you and the Attorney General get 1,000.”
• “That list that you went down, that's the headline.”

As is the case with Degenerate Ass-Kissers, Sean never queried Lindsay about his attacks on The Great Leader in the past, some of which are as follows.

• “Republicans would get destroyed if they nominated Donald Trump.”
• "I think he's a kook.”
• “I think he's crazy.”
• "I'm a Republican, and he's not. He's not a conservative Republican, he's an opportunist."
• "He's not fit to be president of the United States."

Given Sean’s No. 1 Standing as Trump’s Sycophantic Ass-Kisser and his ongoing effort to become Sen. Graham’s most loyal Ass-Kisser, it is without doubt that Sean will be a candidate for double-knee replacement surgery soon.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 9
2. Bullshit Award = 2
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 5
4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 5
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 3
8. Screwball Award Winner = 3
9. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 4
11. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
12. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 136 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 137 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 138 Ass-Kisser Awards
16. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 139 Ass-Kisser Awards
17. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Lyin’ Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 141 Ass-Kisser Awards
18. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
19. Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
20. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 147 Ass-Kisser Awards
21. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 148 Ass-Kisser Awards
22. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 149 Ass-Kisser Awards
23. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 150 Ass-Kisser Awards
24. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 151 Ass-Kisser Awards
25. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 152 Ass-Kisser Awards
26. Obama’s campaign database proves there’s a Shadow Government: Art. 155 Ass-Kisser Awards
27. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 172 Bullshit Awards
28. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 174 Bullshit Awards
29. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 175 Bullshit Awards
30. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 176 Bullshit Awards
31. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 178 Bullshit Awards
32. Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 24 Misc. Awards
33. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 119 Moron Awards
34. Sean Hannity lobbies Pope Francis to grant Trump sainthood status: Art. 2 Laments
35. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
36. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
37. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
38. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.190 – Dawg Opinions
39. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.191– Dawg Opinions
40. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.192 – Dawg Opinions
41. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.193 – Dawg Opinions