Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Supreme Dumbass” Award Winner

To further confirm that he’s one of America’s Supreme Dumbasses (my sincerest apologies to Dumbasses), The Great Leader went about attacking the Mueller report and his team of professional investigators and attorneys.

With obvious concern that he may well be impeached, The Great Leader sent out the following Dumbass tweets.

• "The Mueller Report, despite being written by Angry Democrats and Trump Haters, and with unlimited money behind it ($35,000,000), didn’t lay a glove on me.”
• “I DID NOTHING WRONG."

Of course, you did nothing wrong Great Leader. Who cares if you directed members of your staff to lie to investigators or directed Michael Cohen to commit a felony by paying hush money to Stormy Daniels? What’s a few felonies among friends?

The Great Leader continued with his Dumbass tweet by saying:

"If the partisan Dems ever tried to Impeach, I would first head to the U.S. Supreme Court.”

“Not only are there no 'High Crimes and Misdemeanors,' there are no Crimes by me at all.”

What the Serial Dumbass fails to understand is that the Constitution doesn’t give the Supreme Court any role in impeachment proceedings with the exception that the Chief Justice would act as the judge in a Senate trial. There’s nothing that would allow an impeached president to appeal to the Supreme Court even if he packed it with complaint lackeys like Justice Brett “I like Beer” Kavanaugh.

To be fair, maybe The Great Leader maybe he meant he would appeal his impeachment to The Supreme Court of the Russian Federation which is overseen by Vladimir “He’s my Daddy” Putin.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 84 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 85 thru 90 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 91 thru 105
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 321 thru 336 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 47
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 270 thru 274
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 345
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 108 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 348 thru 371
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 45 thru 80
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 40
18. Moron Awards: Art. 253 thru 281
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 31
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 257