Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner

Immediately after The Great Leader’s lead criminal defense attorney Bill Barr gave his opening argument on the Mueller report, he became giddy and likely had an organism. However, after the Mueller report was released to the public and Congress, The Great Leader sang a different tune. His angst was due to Mueller’s report about obstruction of justice that stated:

• “If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state.”
• “Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, we are unable to reach that judgment.”

It is patently clear that the claim of “total exoneration” on obstruction put forth by Chief of Staff Sean Hannity, Assistant Whitehouse Press Secretary Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh and The Great Leader was knowingly false.

As to other truths contained in the Mueller report provided under oath that exposed The Great Leader’s conduct, he responded by calling it the “Crazy Mueller Report.” He then sent out the following tweets as additional red meat for his intellectually infirm followers.

• “Statements about me are fabricated & totally untrue.”
• "Watch out for people that take so-called 'notes,' when the notes never existed until needed.”
• "Because I never agreed to testify, it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the 'Report' about me, some of which are total bullshit & only given to make the other person look good (or me to look bad).”

Complaining that the Mueller report was out to make “him look bad” is laughable at best. The person that has given the best overall performances in making The Great Leader look bad is The Great Leader. Put simply, he’s good at it!

One of The Great Leader’s former aides that made “notes” about his conversations with him was former Whitehouse counsel Don McGahn. It shouldn’t be long before The Great Leader calls McGahn and others former staff members a bunch of liars, scumbags, Obama lovers and/or part of the Deep State.

Maybe The Great Leader will have McGahn sent to Gitmo or threaten to have him disemboweled in front of Trump Tower in New York City if he ever agrees with Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) to testify before the House Judiciary Committee

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 84 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 85 thru 90 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 91 thru 105
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 321 thru 336 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 47
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 270 thru 274
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 345
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 108 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 348 thru 371
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 45 thru 80
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 40
18. Moron Awards: Art. 253 thru 281
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 31
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 257