Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner

To assure his elevated status as America’s Premier Presidential Dumbass, The Great Leader decided to feign empathy for the terrorist attack in Sri Lanka that left nearly 300 dead and over 500 injured. Towards that end, the Dumbass sent out the following tweet.

• “Heartfelt condolences from the people of the United States to the people of Sri Lanka on the horrible terrorist attacks on churches and hotels that have killed at least 138 million people and injured 600 more.”
• “We stand ready to help.”

Evidence of just how big of a Dumbass The Great Leader is, is the fact that the total population of Sri Lanka is 21 million. Put simply, the Dumbass inflated the actual deaths by 117 million.

Maybe the Dumbass should have made good on his desire to appoint Ivanka to head the World Bank based on his supporting statement:

“I even thought of Ivanka for the World Bank … She would’ve been great at that because

she’s very good with numbers.”

Since the avocado doesn’t fall far from the tree, there’s no reason to believe that Ivanka’s ability at math would be any better than Daddy’s is.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 89 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 90 thru 104
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 320 thru 335 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 47
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 268 thru 272
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 345
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 107 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 348 thru 371
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 45 thru 80
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 40
18. Moron Awards: Art. 253 thru 281
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 31
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 217 thru 257