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Ivanka Trump: Today’s “Moronic Loser” Award Winner 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Ivanka. In the past, she has been the recipient of six (6) Awards in various categories, and the subject of four (4) opinion and (1) lament pieces. Those awards and opinion/lament pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

In April 2019, it was reported that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump had the chutzpah to offer Ivanka a job to lead the World Bank.

 

FYI: The World Bank provides loans to countries throughout the world for capital projects. It comprises two institutions: The International Bank for Reconstruction and Development and the International Development Association.

 

To suggest that Ivanka should head the World Bank is akin to arguing that David Duke should head the NAACP or that Rev. Al Sharpton should be named leader of

Loyal White Knights of the KKK Klavern in Birmingham, Alabama.

 

The Great Leader’s asinine reasoning was based on his comment that:

 

 "She would’ve been great at that because she’s very good with numbers.”

 

So is my eight-year-old grandson Nathaniel! However, unlike Ivanka, when Nathaniel was asked the following question by his Grandpa, he got it right and when Ivanka was asked by her Daddy she got it wrong.

 

NATHANIEL:

“If I have 2 apples in my left hand and 2 oranges in my right hand, in total how many apples do I have?”

“Two apples Grandpa.”

IVANKA:

“If I have 2 avocadoes in my right hand and 2 mangos in my left hand, in total how many mangos do I have?”

“Four mangos Daddy!”

 

I’m sure the main reason The Great Leader wanted Ivanka to head the World Bank is so that she could approve multi-million or billion dollar loans to The Trump Organization since most banks won’t lend them anything due to numerous bankruptcy filings.

  1. Moron Award = 1
  2. Trump Family: Today’s “Avarice” Award Winners: Art. 1 Avarice Awards       
  3. Ivanka Trump grades Daddykins performance as an “A”: Art. 1 Bullshit Awards
  4. Ivanka Trump talks to Daddy about Pardoning Jared: Art. 369 Bullshit Awards
  5. Didn’t expect “level of viciousness” against Daddy sez Ivanka Trump: Art. 44 Tina Fey Comic Awards
  6. Ivanka performs remake of “Don’t Mess with Bill” in honor of The Don: Art. 14 Dawg Laments
  7. Trump discloses 2018 nicknames for family members: Art. 14 Dawg Opinions
  8. Should Nordstrom bosses undergo “extreme vetting” for dumping Ivanka’s products?: Art. 39 Dawg Opinions
  9. Nordstrom’s dumping of Ivanka is “Direct Attack” on The Don: Art. 41 Dawg’s Opinions
  10. Trump orders Gov’t to purchase uniforms from Ivanka Trump: Art. 43Dawg Opinions
 

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