Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner

To further his standing as a Monumental Dumbass, The Great Leader decided to comment on the recent fire that gutted the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Towards that end, the Dumbass offered the following asinine advice to the fire authorities in Paris.

• “So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.”
• “Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out.”
• “Must act quickly!”

Only someone with an I.Q. in the mid-60s would advise a fireman to use “flying water tankers” to put out a fire of any building since in doing so one would cause the collapse of the structure from the weight of said dump.

The average weight of water being dumped by an airplane is about 79,500 pounds. Put simply, doing what The Great Leader advised would have been equal to dropping two loaded semitruck trailers on the top of the cathedral.

One good point about The Great Leader’s laughable advice is that due to his serial lying (over 9,000 as of April 2019) when his pants catch on fire, the local fire department in West Palm Beach can order that a plane dump 74,000 pounds of water on his oversized lap.

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1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 89 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 90 thru 104
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 320 thru 335 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 47
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 268 thru 272
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 345
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 107 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 348 thru 371
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 45 thru 80
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 39 thru 40
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