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Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan (R-OH): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

Jimmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led Gymmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

 

It should be noted that Gymmy has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-one years (1987-2018). In fact, Gymmy never earned a living practicing law after graduating from Capitol University Law School, which is understandable since Capitol is ranked 177th out of 200 schools ABA accredited law schools.

 

After lathering up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Jimmy decided to once again perform as an unpaid criminal defense attorney for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Gymmy decided to go after Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD), Oversight Committee Chairman and Intelligence Committee Chairman Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) for seeking financial records from Capital One Financial dealing with his newfound beau and Godfather, The Great Leader.

 

Towards that end, Gymmy wrote a letter to Rep. Elijah Cummings, Chairman of the House Oversight Committee that made the following laughable demands regarding the matter of the Whitehouse overruling intelligence professionals in granting security clearances to family members and other unqualified Trump Sycophants and Toadies.

  • You should refocus the investigation into investigating members of the Obama administration
  • You should obtain documents about security clearance practices from the Obama administration to “best evaluate the current security clearance processes”
  • The investigation has been a partisan attack on Trump
  • This is an opportunity to prove that you’re not using the Committee to target Trump or his senior advisors

This is just another example of Gymmy proving that he is a subservient lapdog and member of The Great Leader’s legal defense team.

 

When the Republicans were in charge of the House, Gymmy and his fellow comrades spent tens of millions of taxpayer money pursuing sham investigations of Hillary Clinton, Benghazi and other manufactured conspiracy theories hatched by lunatics like Alex Jones of Infowars, Breitbart, Sean Hannity, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh, the Fox News Comedy Network, the Gateway Pundit and Newsmax.

 

Unfortunately, Gymmy represents the good folks in Lima and Tiffin, Ohio. Since I lived in Toledo for many years, I knew a lot of people from those towns. I’m confident that when the truth comes out about Gymmy’s conduct as wrestling coach at The Ohio State University that he’ll be toast in the 2020 election.

 

And lastly, it should be noted what former Speaker of the House John Boehner said about Gymmy, which is as follows.

  • "Jordan was a terrorist as a legislator going back to his days in the Ohio House and Senate … A terrorist.”
  • “A legislative terrorist."
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  5. Rep. Jim Jordan: Today’s “Joe Paterno Humanitarian” Award Winner: Art. 39 Humanitarian Awards
  6. Donald Trump announces support for Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH): Art. 73 Humanitarian Awards
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  8. Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH); guilty of plagiarism (theft) involving Donald Trump: Art. 29 Misc. Awards
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