Rep. Matt Gaetz: Today’s “Rep. Devin Nunes Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Matty is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from The College of William and Mary School of Law in 2007. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

After oiling up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick and donning a pair of Knee pads provided at no cost to him by Devin Nunes, Matty decided it was time to further prove his loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and one of primary Ass-Kissers Nunes. Towards that end, and while appearing on a recent (ca. April 2019) episode of the Fox Business News’ Comedy Show, Matty spewed forth the following laughable comments about Nunes.

• “Devin Nunes will go down in history as a great American patriot.”
• “Democrats, the media and even social media platforms have tried to silence him but he’s standing strong. I’m glad that the hunted, has become the hunter.”

Suggesting that Devin Nunes is a “great American patriot” is analogous to claiming that David Duke was a great Civil Rights leader. Making Matty’s “American patriot” claim even more laughable is the fact that despite being age eligible to serve his country in the 1st Gulf War (19-years old), the Afghanistan War (28-years old), and/or the Iraq War (30-years old), Devin Nunes never served his country in any capacity.

In fairness, the same is true of mealy mouth Matty who was age eligible for both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner =2

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1