Sean Hannity: Today’s “Serial Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-seven (57) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards, and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and lathering up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Sean, in his capacity as Whitehouse Chief of Staff, Consigliore to Attorney General Bill Barr and Serial Trump Ass-Kisser, decided to parrot the latest BS emanating from the moronic mouth of Rep. Devine Nunes. Towards that end, Sean made the following statements for the edification of his low I.Q. followers

• “The pendulum is swinging, the boomerang is now headed right back at the top, deep state actors, they will all be held accountable.”
• “Mark my words: criminal indictments are coming.”
• “And as we have reported, Congressman Devin Nunes is preparing criminal referrals as we speak for this very week.”
• “And as I said, make no mistake: The evidence revealed will come cascading down on those guilty of corruption, bias, abuse of power, and I promise it will drown them.”

Just like his beau Nunes, Sean finds it convenient to spew forth one lie after another. What will he and his comrades say when The Great Leader is finally indicted for bank fraud, insurance fraud, wire fraud, mail fraud and other felonies? Will he blame The Great Leader’s commission of multiple felonies on the so-called deep state? Will he tell his intellectually infirm followers that Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi made him commit these crimes?

If he does, I’m sure that most of the morons that believe what this serial liar says will believe him. How unfortunate it is that someone of Sean’s ilk (Ilk is not defined as a male Elk Jethro) is provided with a forum to spew forth his falsehoods.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8
2. Bullshit Award = 2
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 5
4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 5
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 3
8. Screwball Award Winner = 3
9. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 4
11. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
12. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 136 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 137 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 138 Ass-Kisser Awards
16. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 139 Ass-Kisser Awards
17. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Lyin’ Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 141 Ass-Kisser Awards
18. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
19. Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
20. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 147 Ass-Kisser Awards
21. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 148 Ass-Kisser Awards
22. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 149 Ass-Kisser Awards
23. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 150 Ass-Kisser Awards
24. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 151 Ass-Kisser Awards
25. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 152 Ass-Kisser Awards
26. Obama’s campaign database proves there’s a Shadow Government: Art. 155 Ass-Kisser Awards
27. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 172 Bullshit Awards
28. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 174 Bullshit Awards
29. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 175 Bullshit Awards
30. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 176 Bullshit Awards
31. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 178 Bullshit Awards
32. Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 24 Misc. Awards
33. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 119 Moron Awards
34. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
35. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
36. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
37. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.190 – Dawg Opinions
38. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.191– Dawg Opinions
39. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.192 – Dawg Opinions
40. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.193 – Dawg Opinions