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Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY): Today’s “Moronic Loser” Award Winner

 

Tommy duped the voters in the Kentucky suburbs near Cincinnati to elect him as member of the U.S. House of Representative in November 2011.

 

In an ongoing effort to establish to his constituents and every other American that possesses an I.Q. in the high nineties or triple digits that he’s a raving Moron, Tommy attempt to prove the point more clearly while he was questioning former Secretary of State John Kerry about climate change. That dialogue went like this.

 

TOMMY:

“Secretary Kerry, I want to read part of your statement back to you: “Instead of convening a kangaroo court, the president might want to talk with the educated adults he once trusted to fill his top national security positions.”

“It sounds like you’re questioning the credentials of the president’s advisers currently, but I don’t think we should question your credentials today.”

“Isn’t it true you have a science degree from Yale?

KERRY:

“A bachelor of arts degree.”

TOMMY:

“Is it a political science degree?”

KERRY:

“Yes, political science.”

TOMMY:

“So how do you get a bachelor of arts in a science?”

KERRY:

Well, it’s liberal arts education and degree, it’s a bachelor.”

KELLY:

“OK, so it’s not really science.”

“So, I think it’s somewhat appropriate that someone with a pseudoscience degree is here pushing pseudoscience in front of our committee today.”

KERRY:

“Are you serious?”

“This is really, seriously happening here?”

 

FYI:Political science is defined as a social science discipline that deals with systems of government and the analysis of political activity and political behavior. It deals extensively with the theory and practice of politics.

 

This moronic loser put forth the argument that a person pursuing a degree in political science was studying to be a “scientist” and political behavior and politics.

 

What’s next for this Monumental Moron (M&M)? Will he ask House minority leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy to appoint him to sit on the House Subcommittee on “Livestock and Foreign Agriculture?”  If he does, he will likely be able to question a livestock expert during a committee hearing. If so, we may be witness to the Moron questioning the witness as follows.

  • TOMMY:
  • “Is it true that you claim to have a degree in Animal Husbandry?”
  • WITNESS:
  • “Yes, I do.”
  • TOMMY:
  • “I find this animal husbandry to be quite disgusting, Sir.”
  • WITNESS:
  • “Why?”
  • TOMMY:
  • “I’ll tell you why Sir.”
  • “Us God-fearing folks down here in Kentucky outlawed folks engaging in messin’ around sexually with farm animals several years ago.”
  • “In fact, Sir, it’s a felony to engage in that type of despicable depravity.”
  • WITNESS:
  • “Are you being serious Mr. Massie?”
  • TOMMY:
  • “Ya damn right I’m serious.”
  • WITNESS:
  • “I really do feel sorry that you are such an ignorant ass, Sir.”

Hopefully, the good folks in Tommy’s congressional district realize that he does not deserve to be reelected to another term in November 2020.

 

As we speak (ca. April 2019), Tommy continues to sit as a member of the United States House of Representatives.

 
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