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Rep. Matt Gaetz: Today’s “Moronic Loser” Award Winner 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Matty. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) awards. Those awards can be viewed by visiting that categories listed at the end of this article.

 

Matty is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

To retain his standing as one of America’s Premier Trump Ass-Kissers and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Matty decided to once again prove his loyalty to The Great Leader regarding the ongoing Russiagate investigation.

 

In this instance, Matty the Ass-Kisser laughingly introduced legislation that would remove Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) as the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. In furtherance of this sham proposition, Matty said:

  • “Schiff can no longer be trusted by his colleagues in Congress or the American people.”
  • “He has repeatedly slandered President Donald J. Trump by falsely claiming he colluded with Russia to win the presidency.”

The proposal claims that Schiff “can no longer be trusted by his colleagues in Congress or the American people” and that he “has repeatedly slandered President Donald J. Trump by falsely claiming he colluded with Russia to win the presidency.”

 

It should be noted that The Great Leader is “Defamation Proof.” Put simply, it would be virtually impossible to slander him.

 

Of course, Matty the Ass-Kisser has never made any comments about the un-American conduct of former House Intelligence Committee Chair Rep. Devin Nunes who will likely require double knee replacement surgery for the vast amount of time he has spent kissing The Great Leader’s substantial ass.

 

Matty’s asinine resolution states in part: 

 

“It is the sense [should be nonsense] of the House of Representatives that Congressman Adam Schiff should be removed from the Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence of the House and that his security clearance should be revoked immediately.

 

Hopefully, one of The Great Leaders’ Designated Sycophants or Toadies was instructed to reimburse Matty for the costs he has incurred in repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

 

Ass-Kisser Award Winner =2

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

 
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