White House Chief of Staff Sean Hannity: Today’s “Moronic Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-six (56) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces Those awards, and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After kneeling down for several hours after donning a donned a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and lathering up his chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Sean in his capacity as Chief White Chief of Staff, Trump Consigliore and Certified Sycophant,  went about offering advice to The Great Leader in regards to the release of the Mueller report.

Towards that end, the Serial Ass-Kisser provided the following advice to The Great Leader.

• “Number one, the attorney general doesn't have to [release Mueller report], because Democrats wanted it this way.”
• “And the authority given to the Department of Justice and the AG -- what I don't understand, the president is now beginning to realize too, that nothing's going to satisfy these people [Democrats and concerned citizens).”
• “Why bother?”
• “They don't have to release a thing.”
• “Now, the president too can exert, and I recommend he does, EXECUTIVE PRIVIGE.”

First and foremost, there is no such thing as executive privilege and/or attorney/client privilege when the issue deals with possible criminality. Apparently, Sean is of the opinion that obstruction of justice isn’t a crime if it is committed by Donald “Trumporleone,” the undisputed Godfather of an ongoing criminal enterprise.

I can’t wait to see how Sean reacts when The Great Leader and members of his family are indicated on a variety of felonies by New York State authorities and/or the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York. Will he tell his low I.Q. followers that bank fraud, money laundering and insurance fraud are merely “process crimes” and that the real criminals are the Clintons?

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8
2. Bullshit Award = 2
3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 5
4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 5
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 3
8. Screwball Award Winner = 3
9. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
10. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 4
11. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
12. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 136 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 137 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 138 Ass-Kisser Awards
16. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 139 Ass-Kisser Awards
17. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
18. Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
19. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 147 Ass-Kisser Awards
20. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 148 Ass-Kisser Awards
21. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 149 Ass-Kisser Awards
22. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 150 Ass-Kisser Awards
23. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 151 Ass-Kisser Awards
24. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 152 Ass-Kisser Awards
25. Obama’s campaign database proves there’s a Shadow Government: Art. 155 Ass-Kisser Awards
26. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 172 Bullshit Awards
27. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 174 Bullshit Awards
28. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 175 Bullshit Awards
29. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 176 Bullshit Awards
30. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 178 Bullshit Awards
31. Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 24 Misc. Awards
32. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 119 Moron Awards
33. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
34. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
35. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
36. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.190 – Dawg Opinions
37. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.191– Dawg Opinions
38. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.192 – Dawg Opinions
39. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.193 – Dawg Opinions