Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Jimmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led Jimmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

It should be noted that Jimmy has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-one years (1987-2018). In fact, Jimmy never earned a living practicing law after graduating from Capitol University Law School, which is understandable since Capitol is ranked 177^th out of 200 schools ranked by Law School Review.

After lathering up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Jimmy decided to once again perform as an unpaid criminal defense attorney for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Jimmy decided to go after Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD), Oversight Committee Chairman and Intelligence Committee Chairman Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) for seeking financial records from Capital One Financial dealing with their newfound beau, The Great Leader.

Towards that end, Jimmy said the following in a letter to Capital One Financial CEO Richard D. Fairbank.

• “Probes aimed simply at harming the electoral prospects of a future candidate for office are improper on their face.”
• “The Democrats’ request is a fishing expedition.”

In addition, Jimmy, in a lame effort at levity complained they weren’t consulted before Democrats sent Mr. Fairbank a request on March 11, 2019 seeking a wide range of materials relating to The Great Leader’s finances and business holdings.

This is the same person along with his right-wing comrades that spent tens of millions of dollars when they were the majority in the House pursuing worthless, multiple, politically motivated investigations of Benghazi, etc. in an overt attempt to sully Hillary Clinton prior to the November 2016 presidential election.

Hopefully, one of The Great Leader’s designated White House Sycophants have taken steps to reimburse Jimmy for the costs he has incurred for multiple purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

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MoronAward Winner = 1

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