Sean Hannity: Today’s “Lyin’ Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-six (56) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces Those awards, and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
After donning a donned a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and lathering up his chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Sean in his capacity as Chief White House Advisor, Trump Consigliore and Certified Sycophant, felt it necessary to send a message to the newly confirmed Attorney General William Barr on behalf of his boss Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.
During a recent (ca. March 2019) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Sean decided to once again attack the legitimacy of Christopher Steele’s dossier (aka, pee tape). In this instance, Sean spews forth the following falsehoods as additional red meat to be digested by his intellectually infirm followers.
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“Now, what did they do with the dossier?”
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“Well, they spread it like wildfire, we learned -- what, 12 different news agencies, different reporters, and it was disseminated, and to the American people, so that -- maybe many Americans actually believe there were two hookers in a Moscow Ritz-Carlton, Donald Trump’s room at the time, and they were urinating in his bed.”
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“And some people believed that, probably didn’t vote for Trump because of that.”
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“Well, that’s election interference, using bought and paid for Russian lies.”
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“How does that not become a part of the Mueller -- the Mueller investigation?”
As usual, Sean engages in the same wholesale lies that his Godfather, The Great Leader engages in on a daily and sometimes hourly basis. It is undisputed that the Steele dossier was first published by Buzzfeed and made available to the public on January 17, 2017.
Now, I don’t possess a master’s degree in math, but I’m confident that January 17, 2017 comes AFTER November 8, 2016. In fact, it was published sixty-one days after the presidential election. Therefore, unless a large percentage of the 65.8 million Hillary voters were clairvoyant (means fortune teller-teller Billy Bob) they could not have been affected by the Steele dossier prior to the election.
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Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8
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Bullshit Award = 2
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Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 5
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IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
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Liar Award Winner = 5
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Lunatic Award Winner = 1
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Moron Award Winner = 3
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Screwball Award Winner = 3
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Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
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Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 4
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2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
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White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 136 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 137 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 138 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 139 Ass-Kisser Awards
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NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 147 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 148 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 149 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 150 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 151 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 152 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Obama’s campaign database proves there’s a Shadow Government: Art. 155 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 172 Bullshit Awards
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Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 174 Bullshit Awards
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Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 175 Bullshit Awards
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Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 176 Bullshit Awards
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Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 178 Bullshit Awards
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Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 24 Misc. Awards
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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 119 Moron Awards
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Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
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Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.190 – Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.191– Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.192 – Dawg Opinions
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Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.193 – Dawg Opinions
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