Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Moronic Comic” Award Winner

At a recent (ca. late March 2019) political rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, The Great Leader decided to once again audition as both a Monumental Moron (M&M) and an Aspiring Standup Comedian.

In this instance The Great Leader told his intellectually infirm followers at the rally:

• “I support the Great Lakes.”
• ‘Always have.”
• “They're beautiful. They're big.”
• “Very deep. Record deepness.”

I’m pretty sure that if someone had asked The Great Leader to name each of the five great lakes he couldn’t have done it. In fact, he likely would have only been able to name two and to make up for the other three he’d have named Lake Tahoe, Lake Champlain (NY), and Lake Okeechobee (FL).

Claiming that the Great Lakes are “big” is farcical at best since they are the five largest lakes in the U.S. of A. In addition, his comment that they are “very deep, record deepness” is another example of his ignorance. The deepest lakes in the U.S. of A. are as follows:

• Crater Lake = 1,946 feet
• Lake Tahoe = 1,644 feet
• Lake Chelan = 1,486 feet
• Lake Superior = 1,332 feet
• Lake Pend Oreille = 1,150 feet
• Lake Iliamna = 988 feet
• Tustumena Lake = 950 feet
• Lake Michigan = 922 feet
• Lake Ontario = 801 feet

And lastly, as to depth, the deepest lake in the World is Lake Baikal in The Great Leader’s favorite country Russia with a depth of 5,387 feet. Can’t hardly wait for The Great Leader to tell all his low I.Q. followers how “beautiful, big, and very deep” Lake Baikal is.

The Great Leader continued on with his comedic rant by saying:

“And I'm going to get, in honor of my friends, full funding of $300 million for the

Great Lakes Restoration Initiative(GLRI).”

The problem with The Great Leader’s $300 million promise is the fact that in his current budget proposal to Congress, he has cut the spending for the GLRI by $270 million. Put simply, he lied to the crowd of dupes at the rally. Unfortunately, most if not all of them won’t give a damn if he lied to them again because they already know he’s a Serial Liar.

Sadly, providing the aforementioned facts that clearly demonstrate that The Great Leader lied to his followers in attendance at the Grand Rapids rally won’t change not even one single mind.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 89 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 90 thru 104
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 320 thru 335 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 37
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 253 thru 257
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 330 thru 344
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 104 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 344 thru 366
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 44 thru 79
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 37 thru 38
18. MoronAwards: Art. 247 thru 271
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 30
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 215 thru 251