White House Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Screwball” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty-one (51) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After donning a and lathering his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Sean in his capacity as Chief White House Advisor and Trump Consigliore, felt it necessary to send a message to the newly confirmed Attorney General William Barr on behalf of his boss Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

During a recent (ca. February 2019) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Sean spewed forth the following BS as red meat for his low I.Q. followers.

“My sources [editor of Mad Magazine] telling me tonight things are happening as we speak.”

Sean then went on to defame including former FBI Director James Comey, former CIA Director John Brennan, and former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper by falsely accusing them of committing a number of crimes as “deep state actors.” Sean went on to say:

• “Over the next year with a brand new attorney general, William Barr, this country -- we’ve got to decide.” Hannity concluded.
• “You want to save the United States?”
• “You want to be a constitutional republic?”
• “You want equal justice under the law?”
• “Do you want a dual justice system, or do you want America to be handed off to your kids and grandkids as a banana republic?”

Sean has his substantial snout so firmly implanted in The Great Leader’s ass that he’s going to require nose surgery in the not too distant future. This will be in addition to double knee replacement surgery he’s going to require for the enormous amount of time he’s spent genuflecting in honor of The Don by kissing his ring.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 12
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
4. Liar Award Winner = 3
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Moron Award Winner = 3
7. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
8. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 4
9. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
10. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Roger Stone Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 131 Ass-Kisser Awards
11. White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 132 Ass-Kisser Awards
12. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 133 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 134 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Paul Manafort Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 139 Ass-Kisser Awards
16. Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser Award: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
17. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
18. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 144 Ass-Kisser Awards
19. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 145 Ass-Kisser Awards
20. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 146 Ass-Kisser Awards
21. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 147 Ass-Kisser Awards
22. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 148 Ass-Kisser Awards
23. Obama’s campaign database proves there’s a Shadow Government: Art. 151 Ass-Kisser Awards
24. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 172 Bullshit Awards
25. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 174 Bullshit Awards
26. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 175 Bullshit Awards
27. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 176 Bullshit Awards
28. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 178 Bullshit Awards
29. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 119 Moron Awards
30. Whiny Crybaby Award Winner: Art. 24 Misc. Awards
31. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.186 – Dawg Opinions
32. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
33. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
34. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
35. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.190– Dawg Opinions
36. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.191 – Dawg Opinions
37. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.192 – Dawg Opinions