Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sarah. In the past, she has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After lathering up her lips with an Industrial Tube of Chapstick and donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Sarah decided to provide us all with  little comedy relief by saying:

• "I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that he wanted Donald Trump to become president, and that's why he's there."
• "I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about."

And what are some of the things “that people of faith really care about?” Apparently, any of the following.

• Sleeping with Porn Star Stormy Daniels
• Having a years-long sexual relationship with Playboy Model Karen McDougal
• Being married to three different trophy wives
• Lying about an untold number of adulterous affairs
• Defrauding hundreds of folks regarding Trump University
• Cheerfully discriminating by refusing apartment rentals to Blacks in Queens
• Stating that Jamaica and African countries were “shithole countries”
• Cheating Polish immigrants out of their daily wages
• Happily and consistently discriminating against Latinos, Blacks and Muslims

It is completely preposterous to assert that the so-called people of faith that Sarah alludes to are in truth “Good, God-fearing Christians.” In truth, they are just as bigoted and greedy as The Great Leader is. Put simply, no true Christian would openly support a bigot, fraud and congenital liar like The Great Leader.

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2. Liar Award Winner = 4
3. Tina Fey Award Winner = 4
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