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White House Senior Advisor Sean Hannity: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of forty-five (42) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieced. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
In his unofficial position as Senior White House Advisor and official position as Senior Trump Ass-Kisser and Sycophant, Sean Hannity decided to further prove his undying loyalty and allegiance to The Great Leader.
In this instance of Ass-Kissing, Sean announced on a recent (ca. January 2019) episode of The Sean Hannity Comedy Show that he would be willing to host the State of the Union Speech on his daily comedy show due to Nancy Pelosi’s refusal to allow it to go forward in the well of the House while the government is partially shut down.
During the comedy show, Sean had the following discussion with an alleged caller (likely member of Fox News):
CALLER: “Can you imagine if he was in a venue, in a city or whatever?” “Sean, that crowd would be on their feet the entire speech.” “What do you think they're going to do in Washington? There's so much distraction and so much dysfunction going on in DC right now, take it to the people.” “It is, after all, a State of the Union speech, right? It's not a state of Nancy Pelosi's mind speech. Right?” SEAN: “Well, it's not -- it's not a state -- it is, I'll tell you what -- what -- you want my prediction, by the way?” “You know who's going to be put in a box that moment?” “And I actually think it will happen, this is going to be fascinating to watch -- the news media.” “Remember, they're tied at the hip, ‘manufactured crisis,’ the Democrats say it, they say it.’”
Sean continued on with his alleged dialogue with the caller as follows:
“SEAN: What's the media going to do? "Well, it's not the way we usually do the state of the Union, uh -- should we cover it?" “My guess is, I'd predict they probably would go with Pelosi. That's -- how sad is that?” “But -- or they might -- they might know that that is a bridge too far, especially after BuzzFeed -- you know, they have been exposed -- they will never -- it will never die down, the branding of "fake news." “Anyway, go ahead, you get the last word.” CALLER: “Whoever carries that speech, Sean, the ratings are going to go through the roof for that speech, and for that night.” “I guarantee it.” SEAN: “Special edition of Hannity, I'll cover it live. No problem.” CALLER: “Absolutely. Absolutely.” SEAN: “Welcome to Hannity, we now go to the president. Yeah.”
Only a Demented Trump Sycophant would actually believe that a State of the Union Speech would be held as a Special Edition of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show. To suggest that ratings would go through the roof is laughable. Apparently, Sean and his phantom caller are of the belief that the audience might well surpass the 114.4 million viewers of Super Bowl 50.
Hopefully, The Great Leader has agreed to reimburse Sean directly or indirectly for the costs he will surely incur for double knee replacement surgery for the excessive amount of time he’s spent kneeling and/or genuflecting to prove is loyalty.
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