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Sean Hannity: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of forty-two (42) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieced. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (ca. January 2019) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Sean decided to prove his undying loyalty for Roger Stone after he was arrested and charged with seven (7) felonies. After applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Chapstick on his overworked lips, Sean made the following comments about Stone’s indictment as red meat for his low I. Q. followers.

  • “We are witnessing the biggest abuse of power scandal in modern American history. It's playing out right before your eyes.”
  • “More corruption than we've ever seen.”
  • “Really, a predawn raid? 17 vehicles move in, 27 FBI agents in full SWAT gear, guns drawn, home surrounded?”
  • “For what? Roger Stone is not being charged with any violent crime here. He isn't charged with colluding with a foreign government at all. He's never posed any security threat of any kind.”
  • “Instead he was indicted on a series of process crimes that never would have happened, yet, Robert Mueller started an investigation.”
  • “His is, in other words, created by the fact that Mueller had an investigation.”
  • “Why is he being treated like Pablo Escobar?”

According to Sean the Moronic Stone Sycophant, engaging in obstruction of justice, lying multiple times to FBI agents and witness tampering are “process crimes.” This claim is not only absurd but has no basis in law. Put simply, one cannot put forth a defense of not committing a felony for lying to the Feds, obstruction of justice and witness tampering by telling the Judge these are merely “process crimes.”

 

To claim that Stone is being “treated like Pablo Escobar” is pure BS. If true, Stone would be “stone dead” (pun intended) since Escobar was gunned down by Columbian National Police in December 1993.

 

Since Sean claims to be overwrought by Stone’s indictment, maybe he’ll offer to pay his legal defense fees and/or personally set up a fund at the Leavenworth Penitentiary cafeteria so that Stone can avail himself of unlimited amounts of Snicker Bars and Lay potato chips.

  1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 12
  2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
  3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
  4. Liar Award Winner = 3
  5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  6. Moron Award Winner = 3
  7. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
  8. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 2
  9. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
  10. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 130 Ass-Kisser Awards
  11. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. No. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
  12. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
  13. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 141 Ass-Kisser Awards
  14. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 142 Ass-Kisser Awards
  15. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
  16. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 144 Ass-Kisser Awards
  17. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 145 Ass-Kisser Awards
  18. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 165 Bullshit Awards
  19. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 167 Bullshit Awards
  20. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 168 Bullshit Awards
  21. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 169 Bullshit Awards
  22. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 171 Bullshit Awards
  23. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 118 Moron Awards
  24. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.186 – Dawg Opinions
  25. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
  26. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
  27. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
  28. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.190– Dawg Opinions
  29. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.191 – Dawg Opinions
  30. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.192 – Dawg Opinions
 
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